養寵十戒

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養寵十戒,把狗狗/泛指各種寵物擬人化,並以第一人稱提出說法。

現在有養寵物的或是想養狗的人一定要看喔,聽說是有人看到日本寵物店門口掛著的建言,然後帶回臺灣翻譯的。(from PIL)

Are you ready to take another life?
你....準備好可以照顧另一條生命了嗎?

1. My life likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you buy me.
在你把我帶回家之前,請記得,我的壽命約有10~15年;你的離棄,會是我最大的痛苦。

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
請給我一點時間,讓我了解對我的要求是什麼。

3. Place your trust in me . it's crucial to my Well-being.
請你信任我。那對我非常重要。

4. Don't be angry for me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work,your entertainment and your firends. I have only you.
請別對我生氣太久,也別把我關起來當作是懲罰。你有你的工作,你的娛樂,你的朋友。但你是我的僅有。

5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your words. I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.
請偶而對我說說話。縱使我不懂你說的內容,但我聽的懂,那是你的聲音在陪伴我。

6. Be aware that however you treat me. I will never forget it.
你要知道無論你如何對待我,我將永遠不會忘記。

7. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones of your hand, but that I choose not to bite you.
當你打我時請記得,我其實擁有可以咬碎你手骨的尖銳牙齒,我只是選擇不咬。

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, please ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, or I've been run in the sun too long or my heart is getting old and weak.
當你因為責罵我的不合作、固執或懶惰之前,請你想想,是否有什麼正困擾者我。或許我沒獲得我應有的食物,我已經很久沒在溫暖的陽光下奔跑,又或者我的心臟已經太弱及太老。

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too, will grow old.
在我年老時請好好照顧我,因為你也是會變老的。

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never sayIcan't bear to watch it or let it happen in my absent. Everything is easily for me if you are there. Remember, I love you.
當我要捱過最辛苦的歷程時, 請千萬不要說:「我不忍心看他。」或者「讓我不在場時才發生。」只要有你和我在一起,所有的事都會變得簡單容易接受。 請你永遠不要忘記,我愛你。

Oh, God!! 雪力我好想你T_T



結果看完時,看到另一篇文,實在是...好變態的死傢伙,死 10000 次也不足惜,真的。x,怎麼有人能這樣狠心下手啊orz

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幫幫忙..讓我站起來吧(想看的看倌們請注意,有些噁,會在意的千萬別點了看XD)