程式有蟲時的反應

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身為程式人員,開發的有 bug 時,妳/你會有什麼反應呢?

20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine." 在我的機器上沒問題啊。

哈哈,真是太貼切了,我笑了,1. 這話我還真的說過哩。不過,現在都這樣說了,「是,對不起,我該死,給我足夠的時間,我就幫你修正。」hg_unun

原文出處 Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work